He is an hour late, and keeps getting the couple’s names wrong. He is walking with braces and crutches, and he keeps making handicapped jokes. “Priest was hand picked by the couple because the bride worked with him at the Archdiocese. I briefly entertained the notion of showing up at her wedding and doing all the things she did to others. Other things this woman has done at weddings: dressed inappropriately (ladies, there is nothing morally wrong with you dressing how you like but at a wedding please try to consider the likelihood of nip slips/cooter flashing when at a classy affair) and more or less lap danced with the groom, is a repeat offender for nip slips, tried to drive home drunk, passed out in the bathroom, started fights, and stolen dates. The words of the speech were about how great the bride was but the purpose of the speech was to say “LOOK AT ME!”. “Drunk girl grabbed the microphone from the bride and slurred a teary, broken speech to the awestruck guests. My date and I went up to his grooms men’s hotel room where we saw the groom and his friends shooting heroin while his wife lay naked on the bed completely out cold. At the end of the night the groom had to open envelopes from wedding gifts to scrape together the money to pay the limo driver. Later that night she passed out in between the elevator and lobby…her tits had popped completely out of her vomit covered dress. “Bride was shit faced and climbed under the head table and proceeded to suck her new hubbies dick. Them taking bets about how long they think they will be together before the ‘inevitable’ divorce.” #3. He defended his bride all the way to the mom.įaux Pas: the groom’s mom and her family talking loudly, at the wedding/reception, about how the marriage isn’t going to last. I’ve known the couple for a few years and they are great together and really match. Others in the bride’s party mentioned to me that it seems like there’s a bit of drama with the groom’s mom….and that they been getting the impression that this is the first time the groom’s parents have really interacted with Asians….and I heard the groom’s mom tried talking him out of this marriage. She’s Chinese American, married a white guy from New Orleans. “Recently I went to a wedding of a childhood friend we aren’t that close anymore but we’re on good terms. The bride was not pleased and it got real awkward for a second.” #2. “I was officiating the second wedding of my friend’s parents and when it came time for them to read their vows the groom, thinking he was funny, started reading from the obituaries he had clipped from the paper. In case you haven’t been lucky enough to witness wedding disaster, AskReddit is the perfect place to read up on stories that will make you thankful you are still single. However, when emotions are high and booze is in abundance, there is bound to be some chaos. Most are tame, and nothing out of the ordinary happens. The older you get, the more weddings you will be invited to.
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